What NOT to Wear to Butlins Big Weekenders

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What NOT to Wear to Butlins Big Weekenders (Avoid These Mistakes)

Big Weekenders are long nights, hot venues, lots of walking, and even more photos. So here’s the honest guide: what looks like a good idea at home but turns into a nightmare by 10pm — and what to wear instead.

Quick truth: the “best” outfit is the one you keep on all night. Comfort beats perfection every time.

The top outfit mistakes (and what to do instead)

These are the classics. If you avoid these, you’re already ahead of half the crowd.

❌ Cheap plastic “bag” costumes

Looks funny for 5 minutes. Then you overheat, it rips, and you spend the rest of the night annoyed.

  • Hot + sweaty
  • Rips easily
  • Feels horrible dancing
Do this instead: tee as the base + accessories (wig/glasses/hat). Same vibe, 10x more wearable.

❌ Anything you can’t sit in

If you’re constantly adjusting it, it’s not fun — it’s admin.

  • Too tight
  • Too short
  • Too fiddly
Do this instead: comfortable base outfit + one statement piece or theme accessories.

❌ A costume you have to “carry” all night

Big props, fragile bits, annoying hats… anything that becomes a burden will get abandoned.

  • Hard props you keep dropping
  • Fragile headpieces
  • Loose bits that break
Do this instead: light accessories that stay on you (glasses/wigs) + hands-free bag.

❌ “Too serious” outfits

A Big Weekender is not a fashion shoot. If you look uncomfortable, it kills the vibe.

  • Overthinking the theme
  • Unwearable “perfect” outfits
  • No backup plan
Do this instead: keep it simple, make it fun, and make it wearable.

Footwear mistakes (how to ruin a weekend in 2 hours)

The fastest way to have a bad weekend is painful shoes. Nobody wins a Big Weekender with blisters.

❌ Brand new shoes

  • Guaranteed blisters
  • You’ll end up barefoot or angry
  • Not worth it
Do this instead: wear broken-in trainers or shoes you trust.

❌ Heels you can’t dance in

  • Looks great for photos
  • Horrible after an hour
  • Night becomes “find a seat”
Do this instead: comfy shoes + put the theme into accessories instead.
Pack this: blister plasters + trainers as backup. That alone saves weekends.

Props & accessories mistakes

Accessories are amazing — until they’re annoying. Here’s how to avoid buying stuff you ditch.

Don’t buy this Why it fails Buy this instead Why it works
Big hard props You’ll drop it / lose it / carry it Glasses / wigs Hands-free, photo-readable
Fragile headpieces Breaks in the crowd Hats / bandanas Survives the night
Itchy masks Hot + annoying Face/eye accessories Comfort + still on-theme
Anything you can’t store No pockets = you abandon it Crossbody / bumbag Keeps essentials + hands free

Group outfit mistakes (WhatsApp chaos)

Group outfits fail for one reason: the plan is too complicated. Here’s what not to do.

❌ Expecting everyone to buy a full costume

Someone always refuses. Someone forgets. Someone orders late. Then the group looks random.

Do this instead: unify the group with personalised tees, then let everyone add accessories their way.

❌ No backup plan

If one outfit fails, the whole plan collapses.

Do this instead: always have a tee-based fallback look.

Quick fixes if you’ve already bought the wrong thing

If you’ve already bought a costume that’s uncomfortable, don’t panic. These fixes save nights.

Fix 1: turn it into “one night only”

  • Wear the costume for peak photos early
  • Switch to a tee-based outfit later
  • Enjoy your night again

Fix 2: strip it back to the accessories

  • Keep the wig/glasses/hat
  • Wear normal clothes underneath
  • Still reads as the theme

Fix 3: pack trainers + plasters

  • Stops “my feet are done” drama
  • Lets you stay out longer
  • Cheap but powerful

Fix 4: get one shared group item

  • Same accessory across the group
  • Instant coordination
  • Stops the “we look random” feeling

FAQs

What’s the biggest Butlins outfit mistake?

Choosing something uncomfortable that you won’t keep on. If you ditch it early, it was a waste. Build around a comfy base outfit and add theme with accessories.

What’s the easiest outfit that still looks on-theme?

Personalised tee (names/nicknames) plus one strong accessory like glasses or a wig. Comfortable, photo-ready, and group-friendly.

Where should I shop accessories?

Accessories are the fastest way to hit a theme. You can browse all accessories here: /collections/all-accessories.