Don't Tell Mama Pride Weekender Guide
Don't Tell Mama Pride Weekender
The definitive resource for the **Don't Tell Mama Pride Weekender**. From Drag Brunch survival to the ultimate parade outfits—here is everything your squad needs to know to slay the weekend.
The Pride Ecosystem: Camp, Drag & Disco
Don't Tell Mama isn't just a party; it's a safe space, a celebration, and a runway show all rolled into one. Taking over the resort with a tsunami of glitter, it brings together the UK's best Drag talent, Cabaret legends, and queer icons.
Venue Intelligence: Where’s the Shade?
The Skyline Pavilion
The "Main Stage Runway." This is where the daytime magic happens. Expect Drag Queen parades, lip-sync battles, and massive group singalongs. Top Tip: This area is the hub for "being seen." If you have a matching squad outfit, this is where you debut it.
Centre Stage
The "Cabaret Cathedral." Home to the headline Drag Race stars and tribute acts. It’s seated and standing, but for the big shows, you need to arrive early. Warning: The front row is the "Reading Zone." Sit there only if you can handle a roast from the Queens.
Reds
The "Late Night Kiki." When the main shows finish, Reds turns into the ultimate queer club. House, Disco, and Pop anthems until the early hours. It gets hot—leave the feather boas in the room and stick to breathable cotton tees.
The Weekend Vibe Forecast
Pacing is key. You can't be in full drag for 72 hours (unless you are a pro).
| Day | The Vibe | Outfit Strategy |
|---|---|---|
| Friday |
The Grand Arrival Check-in & The Opening Party. |
Casual Slay. Personalised squad tees with your Drag names or group slogan. Comfortable but fabulous enough for the first photos. |
| Saturday |
The Main Parade Daytime Drag & Big Night Out. |
Full Fantasy. This is the day for the look. Rainbows, sequins, wigs. Coordinate your squad for maximum impact in the Skyline. |
| Sunday |
The Sunday Service Cabaret roast & Chill vibes. |
Comfort Realness. By Sunday, the heels are off. Fresh, clean cotton tees and comfortable trainers are the only way to survive the journey home. |
Pick Your Tribe: Unify the Squad
Pride is about expression. Choose a theme that unites your group:
The Rainbow Warriors
The Vibe: Classic Pride.
The Look: Head-to-toe colour. Assign each squad member a colour of the rainbow for their personalised tee. Together, you are the flag.
The Drag Haus
The Vibe: Fierce & coordinated.
The Look: "Haus of [Your Name]" personalised tees. Bold typography, sassy slogans, and matching accessories. Act like you own the place.
The Disco Divas
The Vibe: Studio 54.
The Look: Sequins (or glitter-print tees), flares, and afros. Perfect for dancing all night in Reds without overheating.
Resort Logistics: The "Oh Sh*t" List
Don't let admin ruin your fantasy.
🚨 The ID Tea
No ID, No Entry. It doesn't matter if you have a full beard or 6-inch heels, Challenge 25 is strict. Physical ID (Passport/Driving License) is mandatory. Don't be the one crying at the gate.
Heels vs. Distance
The resort is bigger than you think. Tactical Advice: If you are wearing heels, bring a pair of "transition trainers" in a tote bag. The walk from the chalet to the Skyline can be a killer.
The Mirror Crisis
Standard apartments usually have ONE decent mirror. For a squad of 6 Queens getting ready? Impossible. Bring a portable vanity mirror and an extension lead.
Daytime Shade
Drag Brunch is often a feature. Check the app and book early. If not, the Fairground is a great place for a photoshoot (and it's free).
Fueling the Fantasy
- Premium Dining: Essential. You need a proper breakfast to soak up the prosecco.
- Supermarket Run: Tesco/Morrisons near the resort. Stock up on mixers and water. Hydration is key to keeping the skin glowing.
- Late Night: Burger King is there for you at 2 AM when the corset comes off.
- Cashless: Card only at the bars. Keep your phone charged for Apple Pay.
Why Squads Choose Adult Weekender
Butlins hosts the party; we dress the Haus. Here is why the Pride veterans choose us.
Dance-Proof Comfort
Cheap polyester costumes don't breathe. Our cotton-rich gear lets you death drop and dance for hours without melting.
Squad Coordination
A coordinated squad is a powerful squad. Matching personalised tees make a statement and keep you together in the crowd.
Resort Ready
We know the vibe. Our designs are bold, inclusive, and durable enough to survive the most fabulous weekend of the year.