If you’ve booked a Butlins Big Weekender, congratulations — you’ve just signed up for 72 hours of music, fancy dress, questionable dance moves, and the sort of memories you’ll still be laughing about in 20 years.

Whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned weekender warrior, here’s your tongue-in-cheek guide to what’s in store.

1. Fancy Dress Is Not Optional

It’s not just encouraged — it’s a survival tactic. The right outfit can hide tired eyes, disguise beer-related stains, and make you instantly recognisable to your mates in a sea of neon wigs. From 80s icons to full-on superheroes, there’s no such thing as “too much.” If you’re not sure what to wear, AdultWeekenders.com has you covered for themed T-shirts and personalised gear.

2. You’ll Lose Your Voice by Sunday

It starts with singing along to the headline act, then shouting over the music in the bar, then belting out karaoke at 2am. By Sunday breakfast, you’ll be communicating entirely in nods and interpretive dance.

3. The Dancefloor Never Sleeps

Forget pacing yourself — someone will always be up for “just one more” at 4am. The silent disco, the late-night bar, the after-after-party… time loses all meaning here.

4. You’ll Eat at Least One Questionable Meal

Chips for breakfast? Why not. Pizza at 3am? Essential. By Sunday, you’ll be on first-name terms with the person at the late-night food counter.

5. Your Phone Camera Will Be Full of Strangers

Friday night photos are glamorous. By Sunday, it’s mostly blurry selfies, photobombs from people you’ve never met, and at least one accidental shot of the floor.

6. The Monday Struggle Is Real

Monday morning will hit like a freight train. But the memories, the laughs, and the questionable dance-offs will be worth it.

Pro Tip: The best way to do a Butlins Weekender is to plan your outfits, pack painkillers, and make sure you’ve got a T-shirt or hoodie that says “We survived Butlins 2025.” Luckily, you can grab all your personalised gear from AdultWeekenders.com before you go.

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